- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

The chickens have become self-aware!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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