- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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