What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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