- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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