Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

God is real.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...