- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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