- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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