- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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