How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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