- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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