Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

thumb_up thumb_down

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

thumb_up thumb_down

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

thumb_up thumb_down

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

thumb_up thumb_down

In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

thumb_up thumb_down

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

thumb_up thumb_down

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

thumb_up thumb_down

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops