What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How old are you? 7

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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