- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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