- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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