- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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