- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Get on the boat.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Your girlfriend.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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