A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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