- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Gay rights.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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