- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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