- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

I'm Batman.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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