- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Cancer

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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