- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A American seeking into mexico

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