- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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