Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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