- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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