- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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