- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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