- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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