Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Anti Joke

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