When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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