- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Rylan Clark

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

25

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??