What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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learn. advance!

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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