- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Where's my baby??

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