What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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