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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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