What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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woman's rights

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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