Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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well use a tissue!

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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no rasist joks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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