- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??