Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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