How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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