- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Golf.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Jesus Christ

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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