- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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