A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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