- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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