- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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