- Anti Joke

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.