What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

penis. nuff said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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