- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

The Labour Party.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Praise Paisley

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