Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dwarf Shortage

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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My cat just died.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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