- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I am a mime

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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