- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

My spelling is horrible

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Small Penis.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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