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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Peas

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Anti Joke

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