What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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