If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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