One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Please ignore this statement.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

antonis sister is mighty fine

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

I'm Polish.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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