Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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