Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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