- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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