A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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quantum physics?

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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