- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

irish man drinking john smiths

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Im taking a shit right now.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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