you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

George W. Bush

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

what came first the chicken or the chips

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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