How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

9/11 my birthday

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

13 =B you just learned something

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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