- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A van drives into a car.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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