- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Golf.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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