- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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