- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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