a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

the WNBA.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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