What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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