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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

One, two, three, four and five

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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