What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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