Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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