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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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