- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Refridgerator.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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