- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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