- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

the WNBA.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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