whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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