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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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