Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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I read the terms of service.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why? Because.

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My jeans

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Yo Mama just died.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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