What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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