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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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