Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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