Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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