- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's 1+1? 69.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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