- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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