- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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