I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Anti Joke

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