What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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