A young baby died.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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kkkk

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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