I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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