- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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