Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Badabing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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