- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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