- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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