How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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kkkk

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Potassium? K.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Your big dick.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Anti Joke

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