- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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