- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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