- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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