- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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