What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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