What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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