Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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