- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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