Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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