- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A house comes around the corner.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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