whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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