Democracy.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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