- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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