A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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