- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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