- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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