- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

God is real.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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