- Anti Joke

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....