there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's just not right? Left

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Anti Joke

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