- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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