- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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