- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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