- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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