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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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