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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Tilt your screen back .

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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