- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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