Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Gay rights.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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