- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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