- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

the economy.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

kennah campion when she talks

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