Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Anti Joke

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