- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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