Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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