- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo Momma So Fat!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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