A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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