- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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