If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

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