How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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