Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Cripples are lame.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

you will like this because i am black.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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