- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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