- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

XD Jackass.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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