roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Sex

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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