- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

your no better than a cockroach

Who has no penis Religious Believers

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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