- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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