- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

My spelling is horrible

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock Knock Who's there

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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