Why so serious? Your brother died.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Cripples are lame.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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