- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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