- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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