A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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