What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

"Knock knock." "Come in."

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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