A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Small Penis.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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