- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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