- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Women's Rights.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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